Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
Mrs Rogers is a Centaur (part-woman, part-Humbug). One sunny day, Mrs Rogers was tedding the fields at Lower Dairy Farm. "What fun this is!" she said to Humbug.
Suddenly, the tedder stopped fluffing the grass and started making a funny noise. Mrs Rogers jumped out of her tractor cab and headed out to investigate.
"Oh no!" said Mrs Rogers, "I seem to have wrapped a large quantity of fencing wire around the tedder!". [Not her actual words.] And just at that moment, Happy Farmer Humphrey appeared.
But Mrs Rogers had to say goodbye to the tedder and will never be trusted again.
"Bye-bye tedder!" said Arnie, sorry, Mrs Rogers.
"I'll take this out of your pay!" said Farmer Humph as he jumped into the tractor cab. "What pay?!?" said indentured Mrs Rogers nee Taylor.
"Time for lunch." said Humbug.